More Weird Dreams

Dreamt that I was in a production called Hello Kitty Broken.

Weird Dreams

Eating poutine late at night can lead to strange dreams. I dreamt I traveled back in time and held myself as a child. But maybe my dreams are extrinsic to poutine, the other night I dreamt I was in court and forgot my pants.

Date Night

TD has been bugging me to watch classic movies. I haven't seen any of The Godfather movies, Blade Runner, all of the Stanley Kubrick movies, The Shining, none of the Star War Movies as a whole (I've seen bits and pieces here and there), Tron and a bunch of others. So tonight we're watching The Godfather and eating poutine from Poutini's.

I know enough about The Godfather from pop culture so I'm not completely out of the loop. Wouldn't it be funny if I thought the third movie was the best one of all?

Verbatim: Vampire Talk

I don't know how TD and I got onto this topic. Yeah, we're a little weird sometimes.

Me: If vampires existed, do you think they would hang out at abortion clinics? All that unwanted blood and fetuses.

TD: It's probably like veal for them.

Verbatim: Halloween

Went out with friends last night for Halloween (I dressed up as a harujuku girl). My friend Demos (dressed up as Mr. Potato Head) is that friend that says stuff that makes you cringe and then laugh. We grabbed a cab to go to the club and we passed by a group of girls dressed like slutty nurses/angels/cops/etc... and everyone in the car started talking about kids.

Cab driver: It used to be when you got pregnant people would say "congratulations" now they just say "I'm sorry for you."

Demos: [turning to me and announcing loudly] Hear that, honey? We're getting that abortion now!

Demos likes to toe the line between funny and sociopathy. He said a lot more stuff that night but I can't repeat them without getting my blog flagged.

I Saw the Chicken Lady!

TD and I saw Mark from Kids in the Hall on the street the other day. He was drinking coffee while jaywalking with a kid that I presumed was his son. It was weird to see a childhood icon in real life and to realize that icons can age. I should have tried to squish his head.

Car Failure Update

It cost me $200. The mechanic ran diagnostic tests but couldn't find anything wrong but I still had to pay for two hours of labour.